Fable 2 is probably (probably) the closest the Modern Video Game gets to being something everyone can enjoy on some level.įable 2 is one of those big, go-anywhere, do-anything games. Fable 2 is speaking - drawling - with the off-hand nonchalance of a charismatic sexual sadist who would be a terrible human being if he weren’t British and A Man, about a future of video games where no one has to be afraid of Not Knowing What To Do, though not a single person in the proverbial concert hall we’ll call the Xbox 720 or Xbox 1080 (please please please call it the “Xbox 1080”) will fail to Be Rocked. We don’t really want to be mean to Fable 2, because we respect the heck out of its goals, and because the way Peter Molyneux talks to his assistant in this video is sexy as hell. No doubt should ever bob to the surface and float lifelessly and scarily that what you see inside that television in front of you is, and always has been, a video game. Fable 2 is so covered in execution-related warts that you’d have to be a Special Olympics medalist to mistake any given random millisecond of the game in play for a movie, a cartoon, or a cartoon movie. Yes, we are criminally stingy people, over here, and can you blame us? Nine times out of ten, any feature that makes it into the final retail version of a game isn’t even worth a negative amount of money.
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Weirdly, it might be the case that we liked Fable 2 more than we should have had any right to like it given that we’d spent money on it and, right up until the end, were obsessively refreshing The Action Button Game Database to make sure that the buyback price hadn’t dropped too low. You’d think that, with a game we paid money for, we’d be able to laugh and groan at it more, because at the end of the day, we’re harder on ourselves (and the things we spend money on) than we are on other people (and the things they spend money on). It’s not, really! Usually, when we get games for free, we very graciously tear them apart and criticize them.
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Usually, we use our “Industry Connections” to get free copies from guys who hand them over with a greasy grin on their face, like they absolutely know that our reason for wanting the game (“pop-culture research”) is complete bullstuff. We very rarely pay money to play anything. Bitter as we may be that Molyneux, who apparently coded every last scene, designed all the characters, and even composed the music in Fable 2, didn’t personally send us one of these notes and a big fat review copy of the game, we objectively deem that his request wasn’t and isn’t too much to ask.
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From what we’ve heard from our Industry Friends (in other words, from posts we’ve read at Kotaku), it seems that Molyneux’s plea was that critics approach the game as critics of a piece of entertainment media, and not as hardened, jaded video-game-players. We could search for the exact text, though that would only accentuate the fact that Molyneux did not send us a copy, and we’d probably start crying, and then you’d never get to see this review. He did this by sticking a little note in with the copies sent out to reviewers.
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Peter Molyneux, the very bald and very English “creator” of the concept of videogames that promise to let the player do “anything” and then end up only letting players do anything that the designers were able to make halfway exciting, somewhat famously implored the press to go easy on Fable 2, his Lionhead studio’s latest production. Bottom line: Fable II is “alarmingly not terrible”